I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you
think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, fly fishing, sailing,
hiking,or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said!
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s__t if you live to be 80?
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Chris.!!!
Churchill once said " Never trust a man with no vices".!!!
He was right, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
ha ha like it my kind of doctor *
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
Now that is a good one. Thanks for sharing. lol
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
Very funny
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
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Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
hahaha, very funny.
Live to be 80 xxx funny or not xxxx?
see, not everything is bad for you, pmsl
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